you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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