Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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