i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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