Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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