Buhtt sex?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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