What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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