His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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