Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
He has the fingertips of a God
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