how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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