i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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