I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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