u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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