Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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