At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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