She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Terrible idea I love it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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