ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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