how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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