woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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