then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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