If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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