We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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