They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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