Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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