Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
