I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
