Kiss
Puke
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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