Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
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