Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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