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(773): View more from Illinois

I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying

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(650): View more from California

one two three fourrrrnication!

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?

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(520): View more from Arizona

I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie

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(214): View more from Texas

For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.

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(563): View more from Iowa

She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(

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(925): View more from California

It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.

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