My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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