I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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