Kiss
Puke
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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