How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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