I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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