Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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