That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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