Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Randomize
