considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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