apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Pooping to opera.
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