you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
is wine microwaveable?
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
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