he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
