Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i permit you to call me
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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