You're my little dorito
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I think people are normalizing furries
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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