I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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