i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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