The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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