Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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