dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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