Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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