u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
As shirtless as possible
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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