I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I need water and some morals
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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