Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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