maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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